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I found my wedding dress… *o*

I found my wedding dress… *o*

(Source: you-cant-be-my-superman)

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mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

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newt-gringrich:

thats-so-meme:

Socially Lazy Sloth (_)

oh god they made meme about me…

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newt-gringrich:

himynameisqueenie:

coilovers:

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iangiemae:

keepcalmandvaticancameos:

lokiwasherethorisaloser:

daddy-oeggs:

dongcity:

aintasuperhero:

robotverve:

superchalmers:

neil-gaiman:

Oh dear god.

And, possibly, even, Dear God….

Spectacular

wow

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAJDMKLSAMDKSADASDSA

jesus christ

anderson’s FACE oh my god

asdfghjkl this lady is such an idiot and this is hilarious

Anderson is so clearly holding back. XD 

this lady is a moron.

what did i just watch…

..

i feel like i lost a few brain cells listening to her “reasoning”

my face: -______________________-

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